WICKED WITCH

But currently busy with BTS 💜

17:14 21 July 20169411

the signs as Gene Belcher quotes

Aries: I'm gonna take a nap under a warm tortilla and then eat my way out when I wake up.
Taurus: I think I have the best legs in the family and the smoothest bottom.
Gemini: When I shut my eyes and cover my ears, I feel like I could maybe spend the rest of my life with her.
Cancer: I wanna be a real artist. Like Leonardo DiCaprio.
Leo: My life is more difficult than anyone else on the planet. And yes, I'm including starving children, so don't ask.
Virgo: I've eaten nine birthday cakes, and I still feel empty.
Libra: Summer is awful. There's too much pressure to enjoy yourself.
Scorpio: Camera, take the day off. I added ten pounds to myself.
Sagittarius: Are you a ghost? 'Cause I'm a ghostbuster. And I'm a police officer. And a Sagittarius.
Capricorn: Was it obvious I don't care?
Aquarius: Queen Latifah, give me strength.
Pisces: Why would I be horny? I'm not an antelope.

  
#virgo #XD #delish
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